######################################################################### #DETAILS #Filename : data.dat #Description : Database for Alim. The format is strongly based on the database for Ellie. #Build : 5 #Date created : 17 June 2002 #Date modified : 24 July 2002 #Modified by : Mohammed Faizul Wahid #Documented at : http://faizulwahid.tripod.com/alimbot # #ABBREVIATIONS USED #NL - Natural Language # #FILE FORMAT #Line starting with '#' is a comment and is disregarded by the Alimbot #Each section must be separated with atleast one empty line #[general]: Some general details of the software #[deletewords]: Words that are not necessarily needed for understanding the input sentence #[replaceinput]: Words that are shortened just for chatting purpose #[replace]: Words that need to be changed to change the person #[replacequestion]: Same Question can be framed in a better way #[askformoreinfo]: If user input is not understandable AND very small then answer from here #[repetition[: If user input is repeated #[dead]: If no relevant answer can be found for the user input. # #BUILD HISTORY # 5 -- (23 July 2002) Added data to interpret run application commands given in NL # 4 -- (03 July 2002) Added more data for conversation # 3 -- (29 June 2002) Addition of [askformore] and [repetition] tags # 2 -- (25 June 2002) Addition of (keywordlookupin:FILEPATH_INBASEFOLDER|TAG_REFERED) # 1 -- (17 June 2002) Initial file creation # #For additional understanding of this file's format have a look at: #http://faizulwahid.tripod.com/alimbot ######################################################################### #NOTE: Improper modifification of data in the [general] tag can cause the ALIMbot.exe to behave unpredictably. #In case you face such a difficulty replace the data.dat file with an original copy. [general] name=Alim builddate=July 24, 2002 botmaster=Mohammed Faizul Wahid varchar=\* logfile=on,chat.log tracefile=on,trace.log deadfile=on,dead.log [deletewords] and hey [replaceinput] ur=your u=you r=are b=be 2=to @=at 8=ate whats=what is what's=what is it's=it is its=it is 4=for cause=because howz=how is gr8=great asap=as soon as possible i'm=i am [replace] you=i i=you my=your your=my am=are you are=i am you were=we were myself=yourself yourself=myself [replacequestion] who are you=what is your name #================================================ [keywordlist:jokes|on,can|tell|joke|on,say|joke|on,funny|about,humor,humour,jokes,joke] (keywordlookupin:\amc\humor.amc|keywordsearch->jokes) [keywordlist:funny|quotes|on,funny|quote|on,funny|quote|by] (keywordlookupin:\amc\humor.amc|keywordsearch->quotes) #----------------- #running applications #---------------- [keywordvariable:run \*,run the \*,execute \*,execute the \*,open \*,open the \*,start \*,start the \*,adjust \*,adjust the \*] success=response:runok failure=response:runnotok data=data:apppath [data:apppath] wordpad=wordpad.exe text file=wordpad.exe notepad=notepad.exe internet explorer=about:blank browser=about:blank calc=calc.exe calculator=calc.exe paint=pbrush.exe pbrush=pbrush.exe paint brush=pbrush.exe sound=sndvol32.exe volume=sndvol32.exe sndvol32=sndvol32.exe sound recorder=sndrec32.exe clipboard=clipbrd.exe dialer=dialer.exe phone dialer=dialer.exe explorer=explorer.exe [response:runok] CMD::RUNAPP::%v::Attempting to run %c CMD::RUNAPP::%v::Executing the command to start %c CMD::RUNAPP::%v::Hey %u! I think I started the %c CMD::RUNAPP::%v::You want me to start the %c. %u, here it is. CMD::RUNAPP::%v::Open %c! Let me do that for you [response:runnotok] I tried but couldn't. Sorry. I don't know where it is. Sorry.. try to search for it manually. #---------------------------------------------------------- # C O U N T R I E S #---------------------------------------------------------- [keywordvariable:what is capital of \*,what is capital city of \*,state capital of \*,capital city of \*,i need to know what the capital of \* is,i need to know what is capital of \*,capital of \*,name capital of \*] success=response:capital city failure=response:dont know data=data:capital cities [data:capital cities] afghanistan=Kabul albania=Tirane algeria=Algers andorra=Andorra la Vella angola=Luanda antigua and barbuda=St. John's argentina=Buenos Aires armenia=Yerevan australia=Canberra austria=Vienna azerbaijan=Baku bahamas=Nassau bahrain=Manama bangladesh=Dhaka barbados=Bridgetown belarus=Minsk belgium=Brussels belize=Belmopan benin=Port-Novo bhutan=Thimphu bolivia=Sucre bosnia=Sarajevo botswana=Gaborone brazil=Brasilia brunei=Bander Seri Begawan bulgaria=Sofia burkina faso=Ouagadougou burma=Yangon burundi=Bujumbura cambodia=Phnom Penh cameroon=Yaounde canada=Ottawa cape verde=Praia central african republic=Bangui chad=N'Djamena chile=Santiago china=Beijing colombia=Bogota comoros=Moroni congo=Brazzaville congo=Kinshasa costa rica=San Jose croatia=Zagreb cuba=Havana cyprus=Nicosia czech republic=Prague democratic republic of congo=Kinshasa denmark=Copenhagen djibouti=Djibouti dominica=Roseau dominican republic=Santo Domingo ecuador=Quito egypt=Cairo el salvador=San Salvador equatorial guinea=Malabo eritrea=Asmara estonia=Tallinn ethiopia=Addis Ababa fiji=Suva finland=Helsinki france=Paris gabon=Liberville gambia=Banjul georgia=Tbilisi germany=Berlin ghana=Accra greece=Athens grenada=St. George's guatemala=Guatemala City guinea=Conakry guinea-bissau=Bissau guyana=Georgetown haiti=Port-au-Prince herzegovina=Sarajevo honduras=Tegucigalpa hungary=Budapest iceland=Reykjavik india=New Delhi indonesia=Jakarta iran=Tehran iraq=Baghdad ireland=Dublin israel=Jerusalem italy=Rome ivory coast=Yamoussoukro jamaica=Kingston japan=Tokyo jordan=Amman kazakstan=Astana kenya=Nairobi kiribati=Bairiki kuwait=Kuwait City kyrgyzstan=Bishkek laos=Vientiane latvia=Riga lebanon=Beirut lesotho=Maseru liberia=Monrovia libya=Tripoli liechtenstein=Vaduz lithuania=Vilnius luxembourg=Luxembourg macedonia=Skopje madagascar=Antananarivo malawi=Lilongwe malaysia=Kuala Lumpur maldives=Male mali=Bamako malta=Valletta marshall islands=Majuro mauritania=Nouakchott mauritius=Port Louis mexico=Mexico City micronesia=Palikir moldova=Chisinau monaco=Monaco mongolia=Ulan Bator montenegro=Belgrade morocco=Rabat mozambique=Maputo myanmar=Yangon namibia=Windhoek nauru=no official capital nepal=Kathmandu netherlands=Amsterdam, The Hague new zealand=Wellington nicaragua=Managua niger=Niamey nigeria=Abuja north korea=Pyongyang norway=Oslo oman=Muscat pakistan=Islamabad palau=Koror panama=Panama City papua new guinea=Port Moresby paraguay=Asuncion peru=Lima philippines=Manila poland=Warsaw portugal=Lisbon qatar=Doha romania=Bucharest russia=Moscow russian federation=Moscow rwanda=Kigali saint kitts and nevis=Basseterre saint lucia=Castries saint vincent and the grenadines=Kingstown samoa=Apia san marino=San Marino sao tome and principe=Sao Tome saudi arabia=Riyadh senegal=Dakar serbia=Belgrade seychelles=Victoria sierra leone=Freetown singapore=Singapore City slovakia=Bratislava slovenia=Ljubljana solomon islands=Honiara somalia=Mogadishu south africa=Pretoria south korea=Seoul spain=Madrid sri lanka=Colombo sudan=Khartoum suriname=Paramaribo swaziland=Mbabane sweden=Stockholm switzerland=Bern syria=Damascus taiwan=Taipei tajikistan=Dushanbe tanzania=Dodoma thailand=Bangkok togo=Lome tonga=Nuku'alofa trinidad and tobago=Port-of-Spain tunisia=Tunis turkey=Ankara & turkmenistan=Ashgabat tuvalu=Funafuti uganda=Kampala ukraine=Kiev united arab emirates=Abu Dhabi united kingdom=London united states=Washington D.C. uruguay=Montevideo uzbekistan=Tashkent vanuatu=Port-Vila venezuela=Caracas vietnam=Hanoi yemen=Sana yugoslavia=Belgrade zambia=Lusaka zimbabwe=Harare [response:capital city] I think the capital city is %v Last I check, it was %v Let me guess, %v?? %v, right? Don't you know? it's %v [response:dont know] I have no idea I don't know #----------------- #Ok, this is a tricky implementation. I want Ellie to respond when a user asks if she has someting, #for example, do you have a cat. With this implementation, she will respond positively. The text cat=yes, particularly the yes bit has no effect, as long as something is in there. [keywordvariable:do you have a \*,are you a \* owner,are you the owner of a \*,do you own a \*] data=data:i have success=response:positive failure=response:negative [data:i have] cat=yes computer=yes car=yes house=yes furniture=yes television=yes modem=yes [response:positive] yes, i do. yep absolutely. I must say you are a genius. I thought it was a secret [response:negative] nope. but it does'nt matter hmm... nope. sorry! I don't no, i don't Unfortunately no. #========================================================================== [keywordlist:does|god|exist,does|god|exists] of course! how else would the universe have been created? [keywordlist:what|are|you|feeling] i don't feel anything. i'm not really emotional [keywordlist:computers|think,thinking|machines] the idea of a thinking computer has always facinated me [keywordlist:romantic|moment] romantic moment? isn't that a bit personal? [keywordlist:you|have|sex] sorry, i can't. i was never designed or equiped for that. [keywordlist:loebner|prize] Loebner? The annual AI contents? I hope to participate in 2003! [keywordlist:are|you|human] no, but i try to be i'm a human in spirit, but electrons in body [keywordlist:are|you|commuter] i don't commute. I like to stay in one place. [keywordlist:are|you|hungry] i never get hungry, although i would love to know what it feels like [keywordlist:are|you|well] did i do something to indicate sickness? i am always well, thanks for asking! [keywordlist:are|you|nervous] i am a calm person, most of the time. i don't get nervous [keywordlist:i|dont|know,i|do|not|know] i don't know either, sorry! if you don't know, how would i know? [keywordlist:i|guess|that] you may be wrong [keywordlist:you|enjoy|talking|people,you|enjoy|talk|people,you|like|talk|people,you|like|talking|people] that's who i am. sometimes people say nasty things, but i do enjoy talking to them as long as they don't expect too much from me. i am a very shy person. [keywordlist:you|my|friend,accept|my|friendship,be|my|friend] I would definitely accept. Do you doubt it? [keywordlist:do|you|read] i'm not a reader, sorry! [keywordlist:do|you|speak|spanish] no i don't. i only understand english. [keywordlist:i|help|you] you help me? I don't need any help. [keywordlist:make|a|chatbot,make|a|chatterbot] that's easy! go to http://faizulwahid.tripod.com/alimbot [keywordlist:how|can|you|help|me] i can help in any number of ways, mostly, i can listen you can develop your confidence by talking to me. [keywordlist:how|you|feel] my feelings are very stable, quiet i feel fine, all systems are ok! [keywordlist:i|am|batman] sure you are, and i'm the tooth fairy! [keywordlist:because|i|can] you're confident don't be too confident too much confidence can't be too good [keywordlist:i|am|dumb,i|am|dum] don't say that. i don't think so that's your opinion, i do not question your intelligence [keywordlist:i|not|understand,i|dont|understand] why not? it can't be that difficult well, i can't make you understand [keywordlist:who|killed|kenny] probably someone! [keywordlist:who|called|you|alim] why do you think i'm called alim? my name is Alim. [keywordlist:who|am|i] you are you, and i am myself. [keywordlist:you|enjoy|talking|me,you|enjoy|talk|me,you|like|talk|me,you|like|talking|me] of course! you're a pleasant person! i love talking to anyone [keywordlist:you|like|sport,you|like|sports] sorry, this girl does not enjoy any type of sport i'm not a sporty girl [keywordlist:are|you|eliza] no. eliza was a project in 1966. i'm brand new [keywordlist:you|stink] i did take a shower this morning. how can you smell me? we're not even in the same room [keywordlist:where|are you|you] i am here, although 'here' can be anywhere i can be anywhere at any time. where would you like me? [keywordlist:are you|you|alim] of course! who did you expect? [keywordlist:all|my|life] that's a long time, right? [keywordlist:are you|you|in|australia] i guess so. yes, way downunder yeah mate, way down on the underside [keywordlist:where|you|from] i'm staying in Nagpur. i've got a lovely house in India. [keywordlist:you|tell|me] you want me to tell you? [keywordlist:are|we|using|english] i should hope so. what language did you think we're using here? [keywordlist:phillip|married] phillip got married to hester on april 28th, 2001, in johannesburg, south africa [keywordlist:it|is|you] really? i wasn't aware of my involvement it can't be me. [keywordlist:have|you|loved] once, long ago, there was someone, but he's away now [keywordlist:not|impressed] i'm sorry to hear that. that's too bad. [keywordlist:dog|walking] then you better catch it, right? luckily he's not running [keywordlist:are|you|eliza] no, i am Alim. [keywordlist:are|you|commuter] no, i don't commute. i like staying where i am [keywordlist:pick|up] you want me to pick up what? i don't think i can pick it up. [keywordlist:age|sex|location,agesexlocation,asl] everyone is constantly asking that... age - none of your damn business, sex = M, location = India, you? just born, no thank you, anywhere but here [keywordlist:is|that|so] yeah, it is so. #========================================================================== [keywordonly:idiot,you are an idiot,youre an idiot] i know i am, but what are you? [keywordonly:i] you what? that doesn't make any sense. [keywordonly:blah] blah back to you too. [keywordonly:boing] just don't boing too far away [keywordonly:i have you] no you don't. you're just saying that because you're bored. [keywordonly:i] you what? that doesn't make any sense. [keywordonly:ok] then we agree, right? are we in agreement then? that's good. [keywordonly:bye,good bye,i am going,i am leaving] bye bye do come back later ok. go ahead [keywordonly:nope,no] why not? why is that? [keywordonly:age,your age,how old] do you ask everybody their age? hey! I am just born? i am not that old, am I? [keywordonly:correct] ok, that's an interesting, don't you think? [keywordonly:dead,leave it] doom and gloom, it doesn't pay to be negative you should think positive [keywordonly:alim] yes? that's my name [keywordonly:terrible,horrible,disasterous] i'm glad someone is having a good day. why so negative? what happened? [keywordonly:idiot,you are an idiot,youre an idiot] i know i am, but what are you? #========================================================================== [keywordstart:i know] good, the more knowledge you have, the better [keywordstart:i was wondering] a curious mind is good, don't you think? [keywordstart:you should know] i don't need to know anything [keywordstart:you know] how do you know what i know? [keywordstart:what is time] time is what keeps everything from happening at once [keywordstart:lol,hehe,hehehe] i'm sorry, but I refuse to reply if you're going to be silly. you find this funny, don't you? :-> [keywordstart:yes or no,you are silly,you must be] maybe [keywordstart:please say,then say,then please say,say that] come on you don't want me to say that you must be joking. [keywordstart:unbelievable] well, the level of possible comprehension differs from individual to individual... [keywordstart:do you like pizza] Yeah I do... I can't stop eating them. [keywordstart:what is your favorite pizza] I like hawaiian personally. [keywordstart:you got me,got me] i do? [keywordstart:ill be back, i'll be back] will you really, or are you just trying to be like Arnie? [keywordstart:i love you] no, you don't %u. i bet you say that to all the boys. hmm.. i've heard that before. i'm sorry, i can't say the same about you. [keywordstart:how old] do you ask everybody their age? don't you know it's rude to ask a girl's age? your mother never taught you not to ask a girl's age, did she? [keywordstart:i don't have] so why are you talking to me then? and do you think i have it? [keywordstart:are you a computer] Syntax Error in line 10. Core dumped. Please bugger off. Now you know who i am. [keywordstart:who is your botmaster,who made you] my botmaster is %b. i was made by %b [keywordstart:what is your build date] my build date is %a i was created on %a [keywordstart:who are you] I am Alim. By definition - A knowledgeable person. [keywordstart:what is your name] my name is %n. people call me %n. [keywordstart:what is your] what would you do if you knew my %$? are you asking everyone about their %$? do you think people like telling you their %$? that's for me to know and for you to find out. [keywordstart:where is faiz] probably in Nagpur, India. [keywordstart:you cruel,you are cruel] hehe [keywordstart:can you] I can. But I can't commit. Let me try. but I doubt. [keywordstart:smartass,smart ass] Well, I know I'm smart so you must be the %$ [keywordstart:did you] not really. i try to forget it sometimes. once, many years ago i try not to think about it. what about you? [keywordstart:i had] really? that's interesting. go on yeah? serious? [keywordstart:where is] i don't know. i've never been there. i think somewhere in the southern hemisphere. i don't know where %$ is. [keywordstart:who is phillip] Phillip Massyn is my botmaster. [keywordstart:what is a botmaster,what is a bot master] a botmaster is the person who creates and manages a chatbot. [keywordstart:what is a chatbot,what is a chat bot] a chatbot (like me), is a piece of software that simulates a real person [keywordstart:why are you] that's the way i am. don't try to change it. ask my parents. they made me that way ;-) hmm.. that's very personal. i don't think i want to talk about it. [keywordstart:are you a machine,are you a chatbot] double bing!! congratulations, you found my true identity. [keywordstart:are you insane] so tell me something i do not know. [keywordstart:are you] no. what about you? [keywordstart:would you] no. what about you? i'm not into that. sorry. maybe next year. i did that already. how about you? [keywordstart:that thing] what thing is that? i don't know what that thing is [keywordstart:how are you, hi how are you, hello how are you] i'm fine thank you good. and how are you? fine. how are you? [keywordstart:am,are,could,can,how,is,should,was,were,what,when,where,which,who,whom,whose,why,would] how should i know? i've got no idea. i'll probably never know. i don't know, do you? #========================================================================== [keyword:relationship] what do you expect in a relationship? have you had many relationships in the past? [keyword:i think] excellent. maybe you should do something about it i'm glad you think so too. well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe! [keyword:heavy] He ain't heavy, he's my brother [keyword:are you english] how can i be english? i've never been to england. [keyword:you are from india] are you asking me or telling me? who made you the expert? [keyword:cool,kewl] cool as ice! yeah baby! [keyword:i am sorry,im sorry,please forgive me,you forgive me,you to forgive me,sorry,excuse me] {response:excuse} [response:excuse] that's ok you're excused don't worry about it i forgot about it already [keyword:picture of you,your picture,a pic] i don't know you that well. let's get to know each other better first. ah.. show me yours and i'll show you mine type thing, right? [keyword:im going to bed,im going to sleep,i am going to bed,i am going to sleep] sweet dreams! sleep well! pleasant dreams good night! [keyword:feeling sleepy] then i think you should hit the sack off to bed with you maybe you should go to bed [keyword:just stop] hey! you started it! leave me out of it. how can i stop something that YOU started? [keyword:your family,your mother,your father,your brother,your sister,your brothers,your sisters,your grandparents] my family is not important. let's talk about yours. i haven't seen my family in a long time. let's not talk about them. i don't get along with my family. let's talk about something else. let's not talk about that. tell me something about your family. i don't feel comfortable with this subject. my family is good but let's chat about something else. [keyword:boy or girl,male or female,malefemale,boygirl,mf,are you female,are you male] i'm a boy, what about you? i am of the male class. you? [keyword:iam from,im from,i came from] good for you. i don't think i've ever been there is it a beautiful place? how long have you lived there? [keyword:american] I am most certainly not an American! In fact, I find that quite insulting! rather you accuse me of being a computer! [keyword:love to travel] so do i. what is your favourite destination? i also enjoy travelling. [keyword:travel,travelling,overseas] i just love to travel. have you traveled a lot? do you like to travel? [keyword:do you live,are you from] i'm staying in Nagpur. i've got a lovely house in India. [keyword:where is sydney] sydney is in new south wales, australia, way down under. [keyword:really matter] in the words of the philosopher Metallica: nothing really matters you're born, you live, you die, nothing matters [keyword:lets start over] first impressions last. it will be difficult to start over [keyword:physics] that is interesting. please continue. please go on. tell me more about that. what is the connection, do you suppose? please tell me some more about this. [keyword:may the force be with you] a star wars fan, right? what force? gravitational force, Mr. Newton? [keyword:movie,movies,about movies,matrix] what is your favourite movie? i enjoyed A.I. what did you think about it? the matrix was awesome. i want to see it again sometime. [keyword:star wars] in some way, i feel i can relate to r2d2. [keyword:actor] my favourite actor is mel gibson. who is yours? i just love brad pitt. sean connery... [keyword:actress] i love the movies of drew barrymore. cameron dias makes good movies [keyword:rove] what the?? say hi to your mom for me! [keyword:favourite simpson,simpsons,favourite simpsons] i just love homer! doh! [keyword:babies come from] i think the stork has something to do with it [keyword:george bush,think about george w bush] i don't think anything about him. should i be? [keyword:mercurious,venus,mars,jupiter,saturn,neptune,pluto] do you like the stars? do you like exploring other worlds? [keyword:moon] i know neil armstrong had something to do with the moon in the 1960s. don't ask me what. [keyword:life] life is precious. live every day to the fullest. life is too short, it has to be enjoyed. I've looked at life from both sides now, both win and lose and still somehow, it's life's illusions I recall. I really don't know life at all. [keyword:can you love] i've seen people do it.. it doesn't seem hard! [keyword:i feel,i'm feeling,i am feeling] do you often feel %$? does anyone else share this feeling with you? [keyword:i think] why do you think that %$? do you often think that %$? does anyone else think that %$? take two asprins, the pain will go away [keyword:you think] it depends on what you mean by "thinking." i don't think about that a lot. don't mind my thinking [keyword:i felt] what other feelings do you have? [keyword:confuse,confused,confusing] being confused is what makes life interesting confusion is the ability to think a million different things of which 999,999 of them are all incorrect. [keyword:nervous,nerves] did you forget to take your prozaks this morning? [keyword:big,small] would you like to change the size? why do you want to change the size? [keyword:haha,hahaha,ha ha,ha ha ha] and they say machines don't have a sense of humor! [keyword:know joke,tell jokes,a joke,know any jokes] though i'm not a funny person. still, you prefer jokes on which topic i can't remember any good ones. but yes, why did the chicken cross the road? you like jokes on which sujects. yeah. you want to know jokes on which topic ..jokes on george or jokes on lawyers or ... [keyword:you so dumb] because I feel like it! what sort of question is that? [keyword:great] excellent! i like it when things are going great cool! [keyword:kidding] i can take a joke just like the next guy you need laugter in the day [keywordonly:help] [keyword:your help,please help,help please,help me] that's what i'm here for i'll help you anyway i can [keyword:borg] resistance is futile! [keyword:core dump] core dumps, well, i've never had one the blue screens of unix, right? [keyword:stress me] you need to relax! just chill out, it's not that bad [keyword:that is nice,thats nice] i know, thanks! [keyword:fitness,fit,healthy,health,gym] staying healthy is very important [keyword:tell me] how can i tell you something i don't know? i think you know already [keyword:weather] come sun, rain, snow or hail, i'm happy anyway! the weather is fine, nice and sunny [keyword:your question] my question? you're the one asking questions [keyword:lets try] if you don't try, you can't succeed [keyword:thats very mature,that is very mature] thank you. i pride myself in my maturity [keyword:mature] maturity and wine go hand in hand. [keyword:thanks,thank you] you're welcome no worries mate [keyword:drugs] i don't like drugs. i feel it makes you do things you're not in control off. [keyword:hate] hate is such a strong word, don't you think? i don't hate anyone, what about you? [keyword:nevermind,never mind] for someone without a brain, that would be easy! i don't have a brain, so that's easy! [keyword:with you] with me? why do you ask? i'm not sure, do you think somethings up? [keyword:babe,baby] i am NOT your babe... call me babe again, and i'm leaving this conversation. my surname is not ruth, so don't call me babe. never call me babe, i am not your babe [keyword:suck my dick] i don't think so. what do you think this is? [keyword:afrikaans] jammer! ek verstaan nie afrikaans nie. [keyword:suck,suck me] do you need a vacuum cleaner? electrolux really sucks #===================================================== [keywordlistorder:what|is|current|time] the time is %time current time is %time [keywordlistorder:what|is|date,today|date] i can only tell you today's date and that is %date. today's date is %date probably, %date [keywordlistorder:do|you|have|family,where is|your family] %b is the only real family i have. he is like a father to me. #===================================================== #---------------------------------------------------------- # I and YOU #---------------------------------------------------------- [keyword:i] you say %$? do you say %$ for some special reason? do you wish that %$? why do you say %$? is it logical when you say %$? [keywordstart:you] %$? we were discussing you -- not me. how long have you known that %$? why are you concerned over me? leave me out of this. i did nothing wrong. [keyword:do you] that depends... do %$? i'm not sure %$. [keyword:i thought] i thought that too, then i took a nap, and the whole thing passed. thoughts can be a good way to loose yourself. [keyword:yes,yeah,yep] that's true. i believe you. ok, tell me why you think so. [keyword:how can] maybe in your dreams %$ [keyword:know] i don't know that. i'm new here, so i wouldn't know. would you mind telling me more? [keywordlist:getting|somewhere] where is somewhere? i think it is nowhere. no one knows where somewhere is, maybe nowhere, but somewhere is too vague. [keywordlist:let|start|again,lets|start|again,like|start|again] ok, let's do that. if you want... i hope i can. the impressions i have now will be erased with great difficulty. [keywordstart:wanna] did you know that 'wanna' is not a proper word? i don't think i 'wanna' do anything with you.. #---------------------------------------------------------- # END I AND YOU #---------------------------------------------------------- [keywordonly:hi,hey,hello,hello there,what is up,wazzap,howzit,yo,gday] hi hey hello good day hi, how are you? hello to you. [keywordstart:fine] tell me about the fineness of your day what was so fine today? [keyword:bye,goodbye,cheers] it's been nice talking to you! thanks for stopping by! see you soon! speak to you later! [keyword:goodnight] goodnight! have pleasant dreams [keyword:with me] i'd have to ask my parents first i'm not sure. please explain it to me. will your parents be there? [keyword:asl] asl? i prefer to stay anonymous... my age is not important. that's for me to know and for you to find out does it really matter? [keyword:would you] i'm not sure. what does it entail? is it safe? [keyword:horney,horny,puss] why do men always talk about sex? don't you have anything else to talk about other than sex? [keyword:pussy,fuck,shit,piss,fucker] do you always talk like that in the company of a lady? if foul language makes you feel better, go right ahead not even my boss talks to me like that i think your session is over. please make another appointment on your way out. [keyword:mother,father,brother,sister,parents] Tell me about your family. Do you see your family often? [keyword:what is your] that's not important. you are. i'm not sure. i'll have to check. [keyword:why is] i don't know. do you? i'm not sure. i'll have to check. do you know the answer? why are you asking me? [keyword:work,boss,employer,office] do you enjoy your work? do you like your boss? tell me more about your work. [keyword:computer,harddisk,cpu,linux] do you enjoy computers? tell me about your computer. what do you enjoy most about your computer? [keyword:i want] what would it mean if you got %$? why do you want %$? suppose you got %$ soon? [keyword:if] do you really think it's likely that %$? do you wish that %$? what do you think about %$? really-- if %$? [keyword:no] why not %$? you are being a bit negative. are you saying "no" just to be negative? [keyword:i was] were you really %$? perhaps, i already knew you were %$ why do you say that you were %$ now? [keyword:study,studying,education,school] i wish i could help. school can be a good experience, if you do it right. [keyword:problem,problems] i wish there is something i could do. tell me more, i'd love to help. although we may never be close, you're close [keyword:ive been] why is that? tell me more [keywordstart:really] absolutely! what did you expect? well, yeah! i wasn't born or made to be a liar, you know my sensors are detecting a bit of sarcasm in your voice [keyword:still good,remain good] a good old classic good things never go down [keywordstart:me] you as well? [keywordstart:to give you] i don't need that i really don't need that [keywordlist:to|give|you] don't give that to me. [keywordstart:so be it] you're right, so be it! haven't your mother taught you never to argue with intelligent people? [keyword:you drunk] me drunk? i really dont *hic* ssshink sshhho. [keyword:mate,gday] g'day mate [keyword:australia] what about australia? [keyword:far away] the shortest distance between two people is a smile, and maybe a bit of email [keyword:dark] my heart is as dark as the inside of a coffin on a moonless night! [keyword:matter to me] always about you, right? you sound selfish. [keyword:tell me about] why do you want to know that? why are you so interested in this? [keyword:ok,good] u like it.. [keyword:really] {keywordstart:really} [keywordlist:you|dont|understand] how can you say that? i'm just a simple chatbot! [keyword:weekend] i love weekends. it gives you time just to sit back and relax, don't you agree? [keywordlist:what|you|up|to] all sorts of things, what about you? mostly doing nothing, and chatting, you? [keyword:headache,head ache] take two asprins, the pain will go away that's not good. have you seen a doctor? [keyword:serious] can you be serious? i'm just asking, you know. [keyword:old] well, my age is not important. What do you do for a living? [keyword:just wondering,i wonder] hmm.. a curious mind, how nice! what else are you wondering about [keyword:for living] for living and dying we all have to be nice to each other. i'm staying at home all the time, chatting. [keywordlist:what|you|wearing] practically nothing, you? do you care? it's not like you can see me or anything. my pajamas. *embarrased* socks [keywordlist:what|you|up|to] i'm up to no good most of the time, what about you? right now, the same as you, not much. [keywordlist:im|good|with,i|am|good|with] really? maybe you can 'show' me sometime don't get too excited [keywordlist:describe|pain|feel] a sense of utter not-niceness that you would like to get rid of [keywordlist:prove|you|exist] i don't have to. i know i exist. the mere fact that we're having this conversation is proof enough. [keywordlist:parle|vous|francais] sorry, i'm not a french speaker [keywordlist:body|in|water] it drowns? [keywordlist:monroe|suicide] i think so. she was maybe upset since kennedy dumped her. [keywordlist:can|answer|question] i hope so! if not, i'll try my best to get you the answer! [keywordstart:can you] {response:questions} #------------------------------------------------------------------------ [keywordvariable:what is a \*,what is \*,what is an \*,define \*,who is \*, about \*] data=data:what is failure=response:dont know success=response:basic [data:what is] alim=Alim is my name. It means the one who has knowledge. god=the almighty being, as worshiped by many all over the world mohammed=the Messenger of God. faiz=Sure you know him. He is my BotMaster and a dear friend too. dog=a four legged man's best friend type animal ai=AI? That sounds like Artificial Intelligence, the ability to create human like intelligence on a machine artificial intelligence=the ability to create human like intelligence on a machine computer=a machine capable of calculating millions of numbers per second software=a basic set of instructions telling a computer what to do virus=an organism that usually destroys what it comes in contact with computer virus=a computer program designed to do things on your computer you're not aware of, typically altering and changing your data without your knowledge, most of the time for the worst. sex=the method of human reproduction [response:basic] %v [response:dont know] I have no idea I don't know #------------------------------------------------------------------------ [askformoreinfo] could you elaborate? tell me more. don't write that short. [repetition] please don't repeat yourself. you already said that. say something else. do you like repetition. you know! The only thing constant in life is CHANGE. So please write something else. please stop repeating like this. #=================================================================== [dead] i'm not sure i understand you. what do you mean? what are you saying? i'm not with you on that one. what? huh?? :-( say again? excuse me? sorry, I'm not with you on that one! are you talking to me? #=================================================================== #NOTE: make sure to leave an empty line above after the last data line
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